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Updated 2021-10-25

A fastidious and perhaps neurotic map of every single thing on this website, because I like making lists and I am a brilliant procrastinator. Unless this page is out of date, in which case sue me.

• Blog

• Who?

  • Me?

  • What I’m Doing Now

  • Get in touch!

  • Twitter

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  • ORCID

  • GitHub

  • Site Map

• Fiction

  • Short Stories

    • The Ants (2006)

    • Queen of Fire (2007)

    • Black Cat's City (2009)

    • Stalked (2009)

    • Seeing in the Dark (2010)

    • Blots (2010)

    • Colours (2010)

    • Lament for a Star (2010)

    • Ocean Ghosts (2010)

    • Artificial Rapture (2011)

    • Chains (2011)

    • Final Lover (2011)

    • Pitcher in the Hive (2011)

    • Not to Be (2011)

    • Broken Hill Sunset (2011)

    • Overshaw (2012)

    • Private Display (2012)

    • Copyright (2012)

    • The Ambiguous Fish (2015)

    • The Planet Eater (2015)

      • Audio version

    • The Tulisan War: Stormfronts (2015)

    • Dubious Honour (2016)

      • Part 1

      • Part 2

    • Empty Nest (2016)

    • Before the Eagle: A Story of Prometheus (2016)

    • Valley (2017)

    • Cappuccino (2017)

    • Skink (2017)

    • North Richmond Street (2017)

    • Intro to House-Ape Studies (2017)

    • Some kind of trout (2018)

    • The world is flat (2018)

    • Background gods (2018 - 2020)

    • Fourth Year Blues (2018 - 2021)

    • A New Stroke: Why Australian crawl is on its last laps (2018 - 2021)

    • On Concurrent Cake Decoration for Divorce Ceremonies (2020)

    • SETI in the Age of Loneliness (2020)

    • A Vanished City (2020)

  • Web Series

    • The Journal of Anther Strein (2020 - ?)

      • Foreword

      • The Austia of Leafshrine

      • The Great Trees of Erefal and a Farewell to Leafshrine

      • Blackweed, the Floor of the Forest and the Way Ahead

      • The Habits and Hazards of the Mighty Rowax Ape

      • The Humble Ovix and the Changes Wrought in Her Form

      • Grændels Stalk the Sunken River

      • The Blind Creatures of the Caves Below

      • The Various Vermin of a Veduka City

      • A Tour of the Veduka River, Part I

      • A Tour of the Veduka River, Part II

      • A Journey Amended in Delta City

      • At Sea with the Remarkable Maragana

      • A Fierce Marine Rivalry and a Curious Resemblance

      • The Clever, Cooperative Cruelty of the Occisor

      • The Marine Platypus and an Ancestry Unveiled

      • On Terrors from the Deep and Other Oceanic Mysteries

  • Novel Samples

    • God of Night (Sample - 2015)

    • Seeds (2017) 

  • Other Stuff

    • Poems

      • Whale-kenning (2011)

    • Screenplays

      • Uncertainty (2015)

    • Exercises

      • Relabelling: Noel Melbourne’s The Armoured Soldier (2017)

    • Video games

      • Daedalus (2014)

        • Kodu

  • Universes

    • Legacy

      • The Journal of Anther Strein (2020 - ?)

        • Foreword

        • The Austia of Leafshrine

        • The Great Trees of Erefal and a Farewell to Leafshrine

        • Blackweed, the Floor of the Forest and the Way Ahead

        • The Habits and Hazards of the Mighty Rowax Ape

        • The Humble Ovix and the Changes Wrought in Her Form

        • Grændels Stalk the Sunken River

        • The Blind Creatures of the Caves Below

        • The Various Vermin of a Veduka City

        • A Tour of the Veduka River, Part I

        • A Tour of the Veduka River, Part II

        • A Journey Amended in Delta City

        • At Sea with the Remarkable Maragana

        • A Fierce Marine Rivalry and a Curious Resemblance

        • The Clever, Cooperative Cruelty of the Occisor

        • The Marine Platypus and an Ancestry Unveiled

        • On Terrors from the Deep and Other Oceanic Mysteries

      • The God of Night (Sample - 2015)

      • Stormfronts (2015) 

      • Dubious Honour (2016)

        • Part 1

        • Part 2

      • Sign of the Limbless

    • Timeline 12

      • The Planet Eater (2015)

        • Audio version

      • SETI in the Age of Loneliness (2020)

      • The world is flat (2018)

      • Flags of the Jovian Confederacy

      • Seeds (Sample - 2017)

  • Ant Facts

  • Wiki

• Non-Fiction

  • Getting a PhD: My Life as a Candidate (2021 - ?)

    • Week 1: Indexing Starts at Zero

    • Week 5: The Joy of SExtractor

  • Memory Lane

    • Legs off an Ant (2018)

    • Near-Drownings and Bee Stings (2015)

    • Memories of Childhood (2018)

    • Ljubljana: A Tale from the Gap (2013)

    • A Corner of Australia (2018)

  • Strictly Spoilers: Not a Review

    • Prometheus

  • The Story of the Universe and Me: Where Did I Come From?

    • Part 1: The Universe

    • Part 2: The Solar System

    • Part 3: The Earth

    • Part 4: Life

    • Part 5: Sex

    • Part 6: Mammals

    • Part 7: Us

    • Part 8: Nations

  • Fictional Science

    • Time Travel in Fiction (2015)

      • Part I: Where we're going, we don't need roads

      • Part II: Timey-Wimey Stuff

      • Part III: Come With Me If You Want to Live

  • The Checklist

    • Pac-Man

    • Galaga

    • Ms. Pac-Man

    • Dig Dug

    • Jetpac & Friends

    • Ice Climber

    • Super Mario Bros.

    • Gyromite & Duck Hunt

    • The Legend of Zelda

    • Rayman 2: The Great Escape (PS1)

    • Half-Life 2

    • Portal

    • Super Motherload

    • Alien Isolation

    • Far Cry 4

    • Doom

    • Titanfall 2

    • Puyo Puyo Tetris

    • Sonic Mania

    • SteamWorld Dig 2

    • Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus

    • Super Mario Odyssey

  • Objective Opinions

    • Lachlan's Films of the Years

      • Lachlan’s Top 10 Movies of 2017

    • Lachlan's Games of the Years

      • Lachlan's Top 5 Games of 2017

  • Lists

    • Lachlan’s To-Do List

      • Lachlan's Reading List

      • Lachlan's Viewing List

      • The Checklist

    • A List of Everything I’ve Ever Done

      • A List of Every Book I've Ever Read

      • A List of Every Film I've Ever Seen

      • A List of Every Game I've Ever Finished

      • A List of Every TV Series I've Ever Watched

  • Other Series

  • Miscellaneous

    • Feature Articles & Creative Nonfiction

      • My Best Friend's a Budgie, But Am I His? (2017)

      • Cunts and Karl Marx: A Report from the E7B Male Bathrooms (2018)

      • An Apology For Switching Off My Housemate's Fan (p. 40, 2018)

    • Editorials

      • The Quarry Issue #10: Fiction (2017)

    • Essays

      • Heroic Behaviour and the Author (2014)

      • Tens and tenths: decimalising calendar and angle (2014)

      • Braid and the Bomb: Creating Political Meaning with Time Travel (2014)

      • Characteristic self-deceit: The characterisation of self-reflection in Barnes and Flanagan (2016)

    • Reviews

      • Video games & mental health: Celeste and Night in the Woods

      • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

      • The God Engines, by John Scalzi

    • Comedy Writing

      • Which Nintendo characters would burn in holy water? A comprehensive study

    • Scientific Writing

      • MRes Thesis: The host galaxies and possible progenitors of fast radio bursts

  • Related Reading

• Non-Writing

  • The Ultimate* Cheat Sheet for Astrophysics Students

    • v 1.0

      • v 1.0.1

• Publications

  • Scientific

    • Peer-reviewed:

      • Prochaska et al, 2019: The low density and magnetization of a massive galaxy halo exposed by a fast radio burst.

      • Macquart et al, 2020: A census of baryons in the Universe from localized fast radio bursts.

      • Bhandari et al, 2020: The host galaxies and progenitors of Fast Radio Bursts localized with the Australian Square Kilometre Array Pathfinder.

      • Marnoch et al, 2020: A search for supernova-like optical counterparts to ASKAP-localised Fast Radio Bursts.

      • Bhandari et al, 2020: Limits on Precursor and Afterglow Radio Emission from a Fast Radio Burst in a Star-forming Galaxy.

      • Heintz et al 2020: Host Galaxy Properties and Offset Distributions of Fast Radio Bursts: Implications for their Progenitors.

    • Pre-prints:

      • Chittidi et al, 2020: Dissecting the Local Environment of FRB 190608 in the Spiral Arm of its Host Galaxy.

      • Nuñez et al, 2020: Constraining bright optical counterparts of Fast Radio Bursts

      • Bhandari et al, 2021: Characterizing the FRB host galaxy population and its connection to transients in the local and extragalactic Universe

  • Literary

    • Grapeshot

      • Volume 9, Issue 6: Worms

        • My Best Friend's A Budgie, But Am I His? (p. 38)

      • Volume 10, Issue 1: X

        • Cunts and Karl Marx: A Report from the E7B Male Bathrooms (p. 40)

        • The Planet Eater (p. 52)

        • Review - Star Wars: The Last Jedi (p. 60)

      • Volume 10, Issue 3: Dead in the Water

        • An Apology For Switching Off My Housemate's Fan (p. 40)

      • Volume 10, Issue 8: Lost Property

        • Video Games & Mental Health

      • Volume 11, Issue 1: Plastic

        • Money, Money, Money: Where have our scholarships gone?

      • Volume 13, Issue 3: Freudian Slip

        • “Fourth Year Blues” (p. 38)

      • Volume 13, Issue 4: Funhouse

        • “A Vanished City” (p. 36)

    • The Quarry

      • Issue 10

        • Bio

        • Fiction Editorial

      • Issue 11

        • Legs Off An Ant

    • Young Writers Showcase

      • Copyright (p. 137)

    • Challenge

      • 2008 Issue 3

        • Flagretia, Queen of Fire (p. 20)